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I’ma say it means wear a condom?

I’m enjoying this more playful side of yours Anna. Where we goin’ this week for Grim Yelp Reviews.

The new Courtney Barnett is really, REALLY good. I hope she gets big with this one.

I tried explaining the logistics of this to my wife and she asked "are you a dog?"

are you surprised because I keep it respectful? Yup, dude here. I know I refer to my wife on the reg, but I realize that's still not indicative either.

At times they do. I once sat on my own balls and I saw more stars than than Oscar Nught.

So Don Lemon is a real-life Perd Hapley?

Who the fuck can sit at a restaurant for three hours, much less an Olive Garden? I also don't get people who are told that there will be a two hour wait, choose to wait the two hours, yet are indignant they had to wait two hours.

she'll need to braise him. He's just gonna dry out and be tasteless if you roast him.

I KNOW, RIGHT?!? WHO IS THIS PERSON??

shouldn't billy eichner only type in caps? I hardly know what he's saying on Twitter because NOT SHOUTY ENOUGH!

please see O'Reilley, Bill for the background on this joke.

I use a falafel instead of a loofah. How often do I need to replace it?

everyone who needs an Oreo to taste otherwise than an Oreo can go straight to Hell.

We're going to clear it up so folks will know exactly what we're trying to accomplish and it's not to hurt AP. We're very supportive of the AP program.

Tux from the Dumb and Dumber collection?

Now I'm starving....

meh he looked scarier irl

So what is the party line amongst the Anti-Vax crowd now that we're having EPIDEMICS of nearly extinct diseases like measles? Are they doubling-down on the stupid?