I love that Michelle is free to do whatever she damn well pleases now that she’s FLOTUS in our hearts only. And the best pic is Blue Ivy’s:

I read your statement as: “I never liked kids. I had my own kids and I liked some of them, but not all.”

ugh. You could introduce him to my stepdaughter, who is brilliant, talented, and an absolute NIGHTMARE most days, thanks to HER father having done the same thing. The best thing i can say about the guy is that he inspires me to be a better co-parent with my ex.

She married Seth Cohen, so I’d say she won in that department. Adam Brody > Ryan Reynolds forever.

Can we all agree that Leighton Meester >>>> Blake Lively? 

I find that there’s not really much real estate between being an atheist and a “not-very-good Catholic.” I can float between both pretty easily.

The fact that Blake became the buzzed about (if not yet particularly successful) actress after this show instead of Leighton proved there’s no justice in the universe.

Mine divorced after 22 years. Just a couple of years after I was born. That didn’t give me a complex or anything.

So glad to see Jack Osbourne happy and just moving on with his life. MS can be the worst.

“Becca thinks neo-Nazis are despicable, but quietly drinks her chardonnay when her boyfriend makes a joke that is “kinda racist.”

Selena Gomez has talent. She’s a genuinely good comedic actress. And her generic pop music is no worse than most generic pop music.

lolololol yah ok sure

I still think the song sucks but the more I hear it the more I find the chorus kind of listenable. But I really, really think this is the sort of dark but fun video that Katy Perry is always trying to go for (and fails at, miserably).

Seriously, wtf is it with TS hate? She’s freaking 28 years old, she’s coming into herself as a person. And yeah, she’s channelling a different aspect of her personality. May I remind everyone that at her age Beyonce introduced Sasha Fierce?

I love her. She seems like someone I could be friends with and adore— cool and smart and real and not Kardashian-like with bronze-sprayed legs, stripper-esque dance moves, etc. Hurray for Lorde!

I love it. Big pop stars laying down big production bucks to go full camp is the best. I still wish she picked a better phrase than ‘look what you made me do’ but visually I enjoyed this.

I am here for all of this!! TS for the win.

Can you not right now? Texas is a purple state that goes red because it’s gerrymandered to hell and back. It’s also home to Houston, the most diverse major city in the country, which is also getting hit the hardest.