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Look. There are two kinds of leggings — the ones made of thin cheap material that shows every panty-line. Those go under other things, like skirts, tunics, whatever.

Seriously, y’all.  Sometimes the internetz are the best.

God, yes. She seems so head-firmly-on-shoulders about all this. I’ve been dealing with an alcoholic my entire life and still cannot figure out how to do anything other than enable or estrange. Al Anon is not for me, and therapy is pretty hit-or-miss on this stuff. I just want to sit her down and be like, SERIOUSLY HOW

It’s so complicated. Sometimes (I am also in recovery) we need our friends and family to sympathize and to help us find (and sometimes fund) treatment. Other times, it’s better if they step away and we have to wrestle with our own demons. Garner certainly knows their family situation better than any outsider could. I

Friend of mine shared this on facebook this morning; following up with an article showing that her murderer wasn’t an illegal immigrant after all....just a horrible human being.

Addiction is a fucking awful thing (says the girl who spent time in rehab, is now in recovery, and miraculously still has a husband standing by me).

I so appreciate your “do no harm” approach because I am the same way. Definitely check-in with your doctor about best practices and advice. Mine treated it like it was a common cold. *shrug* I may just tell future partners that to lessen the stigma. 

It was on my path to success. My abortion allowed me to finish college with a degree (thanks to my athletic scholarship), go on to earn a Master’s degree, find a career I like and am suited to, and become a “contributing member of society” instead of “live off the government teat” which would have been a very likely ou

Well I need to go order a new desk from smashing my entire body through this one.

Right after Bourdain died there were reports that his friends thought maybe Argento hadn’t been such a good influence on him. It didn’t help that they were mostly men or that they seemed to really side with and love his ex-wife. The blowback was swift, and at the time seemed justified.

Yeah isn’t it to make fun of its silly spelling, too? My friends and I have done that with girlfriends called Jerri, etc, Jerr-eye. Also, Codi with an I for a guy, oh my. Also I love this show.

I suffered Kardashian-Kaused Karmic Konsequences on Monday. I was watching Kim K’s disgusting instagram story in which she fished for “skinny” compliments from her sisters in about 10 different clips. She squealed and asked a sister to repeat a compliment she previously gave off camera. Her voice (and probably the

When my five year old was an infant, I would watch that dumb show during the late night feedings. I wasn’t sleeping, I was exhausted from being a new mom, my hormones were out of control. To this day, when I see this show on TV - even in passing - I get a flashback of those early days and feel that new mom anxiety

Fuck Kim and her dumb sisters for that you look anorexic bullshit compliment.” Not funny and not a compliment. Also rich coming from a camp supposedly promoting the de-stigmatization of mental illness given Kanye’s situation. Anorexia has the highest mortality rate of any mental illness and it’s not fucking glamorous

about which I am really trying to muster some freaking empathy.

Right? I mean, I’m not surprised he would have rather his daughter end up with a paragon of white masculinity like Tom Brady rather than, well, an icky Jew, but I have to admit I would have hoped the writer would at least allude to the antisemitism. Then again, it’s rare anyone but us notices or cares, so.

Why does Lindsay Lohan look just like Teddy Perkins though

You... have a haircut once a month?

Cheated. Sabotaged his sobriety. Emotionally abused him. Cost him work. Mocked Michael Jackson. Gave him a marriage ultimatum. Led him on about getting married. Joined a competing satirical Velvet Underground tribute bound and sniped all the potential Pizza Underground mitzvah and wedding jobs. Greeted him only by

I “love” all the burners, most (if not all) of whom are (self-identified!) men, commenting on this. As a woman affected by this, let me give you guys some perspective: