Separate but equal?

I think it would be an improvement!

Anyone else feeling like, ‘We get it! You dated! It’s over!’ with Amber and Elon? We’re not heartbroken over here, dudes.

Chris Brown is gross and shouldn’t be allowed on the internet at all. He should be off on an island somewhere living in solitude, contemplating what it means to be an upstanding member of society, with no women in sight.

Uh, there was plenty of space on that side walk and that guy went out of his way to do that. Holy shit what a complete scumbag.

Sidewalk etiquette? Dude has plenty of room, as mentioned. Also she’s walking on an angle to give him more room. As a frequently disgruntled jogger who wishes the world would put more effort into sidewalk etiquette, I feel pretty confident he just wanted to push a woman in front of a bus.

Aubrey Plaza and Elizabeth Olsen? SOLD.  

Same regarding her podcast. I still have it favorited on Stitcher so I see guests sometimes I’d really like to hear, but then I remember how bad it is and don’t listen. I hope she gets better at it.

You practically in the 1%!

Hey there, Moneybags. Lookin’ good.

right like can i live

Yeah, I know, but do we have to talk about it???

I’d watch just for the return of “Anastasia Beaverhausen”.

Honest to goodness, I loved her on New Girl. I was so unsure when I heard she’d be on it after Zoey’s hiatus but I was pleasantly surprised. She’s got great comidic timing.  I really did love Jennifer’s Body as well.

I know I’m in the minority, but I’m fully on the Macaulay Culkin is hot train. Had a crush on him since he was Karen’s(?) lawyer on Will and Grace...

This is a happy and healthy Macaulay Culkin.

Nope, I haven’t got the slightest clue. Except....Stormi? She should murder her parents. As wee Gravity will one day do to her.

They’re the best, this guy was hot convict mugshot guy, now he’s canoodling with heiresses to multi billion dollar inheritances. It’s really an amazing story, good looks and money are equal commodities.

Ahem.

Welp, I’ve never felt more alone or single in my life. Thanks Ted!