also, thanks for being obsessed with me!!! I WILL REMEMBER YOU WHEN IM FAMOUS! LOL

I mean all I’ve ever wanted was a lifetime movie biopic. :) I signed up for “How to make your book a reality” at Second City so I really am going to do it. I mean, here’s my life trajectory:

lol im writing a book about it - how i got there, what happened when i did and also, how truly awful my life became after. I went from being like a pot smoking xanax college student to living in a creepy hostel doing cocaine with a 55 year old. Really an interesting trajectory. In the meantime you can read about the…

You can read about my experience w/ scientology here at good ‘ole XoJane:

Jesus christ.....as someone who accidentally went to Scientology rehab (read: recruitment center), I can assure you that it is one effed up religion. When I found out about three days in that I was not at a normal rehab center, I called my parents. They tapped the phones though and immediately called my parents to…

Way to generalize the fuck out of athletes

the bane of my existence. 

I’m still waiting on my $50 - Emily McCombs respond to my email plz!!! I wrote this: http://www.xojane.com/it-happened-to-me/narcanon-scientology

Yes it would be the most white girl studies abroad moment, had someone not just been murdered. I’m white and if my white friends roommate I’m pretty sure I would be focusing on my friends mental health while subtly (or blantantly) scouring for details. This transcends any racial stereotype/ignorance into something…

No mention of Selma Blairs airplane meltdown!??

she’s def not bonkin’ prince harry - she’s got a man

Ellie Goulding is not bonking Prince Harry! She has a long time hot ass boyfriend :)