Instead of the home-grown, Seattle native Lincecum?

tim went to uw and is from washington

Gribblecillin

I’d like to remember Lincecum for the two times he pulled off a no-shitter.

There was no anticipated bid for a second Toronto-area team, and even more surprisingly, nothing from Seattle.

Wow. Besides shitting all over the place for the past few years, Timmy has another thing in common with my dog!

Look at this fucking (degenerative) hipster.

“Degenerative my ass, bro. I take monster- oh. Hips. Got it.”

This is a guy who spent the first five years of his career as one of the best pitchers in baseball, and the last three as one of the very worst.

Man, I can only hope there’s some sort of now-legal medication in Lincecum’s home state that can help him deal with the pain that condition will cause.

I remember Shea Hillenbrand

Yeah, causing brain damage through assault should just be a slap on the wrist. Everyone knows that alcohol is to blame and makes everyone that drinks it irrationally belligerent.

Subtle hair toss game on point.

Which part of “NO PEPPER” did he not understand?

Good on Erin Andrews for not letting a guy get away with a cheap dinger up the middle.

“No, Manfred, you’re supposed to give the bat to the other fish.”

Did Whitlock read a pamphlet on the warning signs of domestic violence and think it was a pick up artist’s book?

Think of the kids!!

One of the first images to pop up via an image search for his name: