Fucking sabermetrics...

That must have been a good conversation. They have the shared experience of coming up through the Braves system and being traded away to the Cardinals for essentially nothing.

Black People: Fuck this Lemon guy. We don't want him.

"Hi, is this Jason? Yeah, uhh... is your refrigerator running? It is? Well, you better go catch it! I'm just kidding, I know you'll catch it, your UZR/150 was 20.5 last season, anyway hi this is Adam Wainwright."

God, Cardinals, we know you love being "old-fashioned", but grow up and text already.

He'll be re-signed by Sunday.

I want him to show up for the next practice like nothing happened, a la Larry David.

Yeah, and then the photag was totally like, "IDK dude...seriously, WTF? I mean OMG."

Like Jay Mariotti was hung up on his ex-girlfriend!

Damn you for making me feel sympathy toward LeBatard. Damn you.

But there is "regret."

As a photographer on the Steelers' sideline, I can confirm he did leave early and headed toward locker room. I turned to one of my other photographers and asked "WTF is Blount doing?"

This is a punch in the face to the Steelers.

Oh sure, but when RGIII leaves the game in the first quarter it's perfectly fine.

They're straps, man.

What in the fuck are the "straps"?

Linsanity has devolved into Linfusion, and maybe just a little Lingret.

Based on what? Broad shoulders? Being seven feet tall doesn't make you a bad ass, and it sure doesn't mean you know how to throw a punch. I'd be a lot more afraid of Tony Allen than Dwight Howard.

Nah he would have to wipe that shit eating grin off of his face in order to fight and that aint happening

When Dwight Howard goes off on somebody on the court, it's going to be worse than Kermit Washington's punch. It'll resemble that day in class that Jeremy spoke.