Frankly, he doesn't look like someone on fake drugs.

He looks.... better??

6 is also a fitting number for this shirt, since that's how many times Darren Wilson shot an unarmed black kid.

I'm a Cardinals fan and I wouldn't be caught dead in that shirt. Mostly because I'm white.

"I'll never handstand why certain people feel they constantly have to defend the team and all fans." Cool!

I was tricked into watching an entire highlight of hockey thinking there would be a great highlight of the hoodie throw. Bamboozled by BIG Hockey yet again. When will basketball be back...

I was happy until I realized he's probably the most successful WVU alumni currently in the league.

Weather.com sends me inside info sometimes too. They give me 10 day forecasts even.

Here's a better angle:

Internet commentator: "How dare that man not give 100%! Blah blah blah, rabble rabble (posts while at work)"

Vick's mistake was thinking that he could talk honestly to the media.

The cool thing is, this also works as a Phish setlist.

Rock first and country last. SO EDGY.

Eh, I nestled a 15 character apology at the end of a tweet describing a burger I was eating at the time. lol #genocide

Chinese, Japanese, we all just driving to the hole, trynna score lol #nanjing

Putting it down FROM DOWNTOWN!!! haha #NeverForget

+1 Hot Take

Pictured: Members of two different groups who vowed never to be burned by the Heat ever again.