Headline is a lie. I am the dishwasher in my house.

Headline is a lie. I am the dishwasher in my house.

You don’t have to build a HHKB which I guarantee feels more premium, just as an example. Really shit title for this. You have no idea what you’re talking about.

You don’t have to build a HHKB which I guarantee feels more premium, just as an example. Really shit title for this.…

It has to be uncomfortable to have a head so fat.

Yes, everybody quick! Buy an overpriced polyester shirt with some other guy’s name on it! That’ll show ‘em!

“Snapping ankles”

This Mercantile stuff is atrocious quality. I’ve made this mistake. This isn’t a deal.

This Mercantile stuff is atrocious quality. I’ve made this mistake. This isn’t a deal.

I’m with you. This blog post is a really pathetic angle to take. There’s no story here, but they just wanted another Barstool bash party.

Wouldn’t it be a lot less exhausting if Deadspin got over it and quit hunting for these pathetic angles?

She’s a garbage person, and this is just PR. If she gave a shit, she never would have shared this. Fuck this drama.

She’s the racist.

Somebody should proofread these things. There’s at least 3 uh-oh’s in there.

5-15?

But the Clippers have the worst logo/uniform combination in the NBA by a mile. I can’t take them seriously.

He expects to be paid NBA Center money.

The whole uniform (not just the jersey) is the worst shade of grey and part of this stupid “anthracite” fad. I’m all for bringing back powder blue aways in MLB. These are just took dark and ugly to handle.

I will never get used to those uniforms. Make it stop.

Not hard to do. He’s a pretty shitty blogger.

The Knicks clearing cap was the right move regardless. It’s not saying much, but the current FO is by far the most competent of any that has been under Dolan.

I don’t see how these Nets are any better than the Thunder teams with a younger, healthier Durant.

Tell me how this Nets roster is any better than those Thunder rosters (with a healthy Durant) that were never good enough?