Throw your hand up, Sharks fans!

I looked up a San Jose address on Zillow and made up a phone number with a 408 area code just in case they try to discount votes from out of the area.

I believe all BMWs are born to drive on I-95, sans turn signals.

Those are both short “beards”.

Brass bonanza will forever be my ringtone.

You’re just an idiot.

Technically speaking, the lowest point on a totem pole is the most honorable.

I know this because I grew up in Springfield, MA, his hometown. We would have green eggs and ham for lunch in school.

You don’t really understand how this whole media appearance and getting in front of things thing works.

D-did you use a game vs. Columbus as your proving point?

I don’t know if it’s that, or he’s pissed he ended up in Toronto. The guy didn’t keep it a secret that he wanted to be a Yankee.

+1 settlement

Jason, don’t even bring an age debate into this. Every 18 year old or person old enough behind the wheel should be cognitive enough to realize how stupid street racing is. I drive 130 miles per day for my work commute, and I see near deadly accidents on a daily basis. I can’t begin to tell you how angry and worn out I…

I thought this would be true at the time but it isn’t. Denver hasn’t amounted to anything since the trade.

No it’s not.

I’m 5'10 with 9.5" hands I just discovered. Put me in, coach!

You’re an idiot.

*Professor

no

OKC is just happy you forgot the James Harden trade.