Even better, the quote correctly says "Switzerland" and she still wrote "Sweden". Yikes.

No pug babies in the Puppy Bowl?! Hmmph.

I love you for taking a creeper shot of Connie.

Las Vegas has really shitty places and also really nice places, so I don't really think of it that way.

That's exactly what I think. I've seen Celine 3 or 4 times at the Colosseum and I've also seen Elton there as well. I feel like having Britney there would cheapen the whole thing. I think it's not the look Caesar's is going for. Didn't she have something to do with The Palms once before? Maybe I am just…

Just downloaded the Catan app. Had no idea it existed. Goodbye, world.

This is so awesome. I love this.

OMG this gif. You are amazing.

GILLIAN >>>>>

Best. Gif. Ever.

Her eyebrows are so unfortunate.

Here's a pic of my son's surprise Christmas gift! We pick her up on Christmas Eve. She's a dapple miniature dachshund.

Fuck. Yes.

Katie Couric's eye makeup is ghastly. Looks like she used crusty, old mascara!

I think it's a perfect touch that she has been voting for Bristol Palin nonstop in DWTS on Facebook.

I'm laughing so hard there are actual tears. Oh my god.

Hell yes!

Damnit, Maine.

I know we're all pretty paranoid and this was a calibration glitch, but still. For the love of god, everything for the remainder of the day better go smoothly.

Begin building my secluded uni-bomber cabin (minus the bombs). No cable. Have a disposable cell phone to only be used to call the White House and ask if their refrigerator is running and hang up. Every hour, for four years.