Lindy West must review ALL the things!! This was the best.

Ugh I totally agree about Arbonne. I have a friend who lives in CANADA trying to get me to buy shit (I live in Virginia) back in like 2008. She laid it on thick, telling me my favorite celebrity used Arbonne products, yada yada yada. She would mail me samples all the time. Get the fuck outta here with that shit. …

Our family doxie (she's 12 now, bless her heart), has always battled weight problems (my mom used to take her to the drive-in with us and she would get her own kiddie popcorn...SMH). She's lost a lot and is in way better shape than she was. She is part kangaroo, I swear to god. Once, while we were out, we'd left a…

I watched this at least 5 times last night. Cried every time. Watching it this morning, crying again. God damnit, what an amazing woman.

Oh my god, this is absolutely brutal to watch, but I just couldn't look away. Cringing forever at this person's incompetence.

Brave move bringing your three year old to the DNC convention. My 3 year old would have been on camera having a meltdown, pantsless, and hassling the person next to them for their iPhone.

God, I love Ellen so much. She's so awesome.

He held some state-level position for a term, and as a result... free healthcare for life!

I have always been enraged that the Duggars have declared their HOME a church. Thus securing tax exempt status for it. They don't pay any property tax OR sales tax if they are buying something for their home. Wouldn't that be nice if the rest of us could do that? I read somewhere that they get about $66,000 in tax…

Yes, he just turned the ripe age of 3 a few weeks ago. He's the poster boy for emotional instability.

No judgment on your parenting ways, whatever floats your boat - just give me the same respect as I parent my kid.

I completely agree with you. I just finished "Divergent" in my break from the "A Song of Ice and Fire" series (I binge read the first 3 books and needed to cleanse the palate a bit). "Insurgent" is next on the list. I think I actually liked the "Divergent" series as much as I liked "The Hunger Games". I will be…

My extension still works! Are you using the Kotaku fix one?

I love her because she's "weird". Totally endearing. Her voice is so amazing.

I have no shame, I am the world's biggest Celine Dion fan. I think these are out-fucking-standing. Get it, girl.

Oh my god, I just google imaged Man-O-Wars. HORRIFYING.

I absolutely love that Celine is an Adele fangirl. I am fangirling over this entire scenario right now.

Lisa Whelchel also hot sauces her kids as punishment! She wrote some book for Focus on the Family (of course) called "Creative Correction" or something.

I'll be joining you.

I've been reading X-Files fanfic since like 1996 on Gossamer. I loved fanfic before it was cool/shameful to love fanfic. *puts on hipster glasses*