I cannot stop laughing over Eugene Mirman's tweet. I'm following him now.

I've been wondering where the hell the outrage was with this guy. Why is no one talking about it? He left his 3 month old on the stairs, got in his car, and DROVE AWAY!!!!! And then talked about it on national television...

At first when I read about Simon Cowell's "garden hedges", I was thinking you were referring to his chest hair. I see you were not.

This was my exact question.

HAHA this is an awesome tactic I may have to use myself.

I know someone that is a guerilla salesperson for Mary Kay. Her tactics are absolutely ridiculous. For example, my best friend posted on my facebook wall asking me some questions about Bare Minerals (the makeup I use, she was thinking of trying it). This person inserted herself in our Facebook conversation (mind…

Also the timeless classic, The Scarlet Marks On My Ass.

I, for one, look forward to Edith Wharton's The House of Girth as well as Hawthrone's The House of Seven Paddles.

Oh god. CANNOT BE UNSEEN.

I'm only mid-way through book 3, so maybe I may regret an Arya or Sansa!

Cannot stop laughing.

I totally adore the names Sansa and Arya. If I ever decided to have another child, those would both be in my top names for a girl. (Especially Arya, since my son's named August. But I do love Sansa more. Conflicted.) Also, I'd like to say, I loved the name Johanna before THG.

How about they just cancel American Idol instead of playing musical chairs with all the judges. I quit that shit when Simon left.

I think the Olympic Village would be a fucking stellar reality show.

Ahhh thank you for renewing my interested in the series. I went in a binge with book 1 and 2, and have slowed down after about 150 pages into book 3 (think I needed to cleanse the palate a bit). I really need to get back into book 3 stat.

Pretty sure the notion of "having it all" is a relative term. I'm 27, I have a 3 year old, I'm a single mom, I have a graduate degree, and I have a job I love. I have all I really want right now, (except for massive student loan debt, but hey, it's 2012), even though society probably will argue that since I'm not…

I've not read 50 Shades of Grey, but when reading about it or discussing it in conversation, I always imagined Christian Grey looking something like Professor Snape. Not sure what that says about me as a person.

I fucking love PSH. This makes me really excited for CF. I thought THG was lacking content, but everything else was great (especially the casting). I am pleased to see they are pulling out all the stops for CF and have hired a kick-ass screenplay writer for this one.

I LOVE Prime, but I also order a lot on Amazon, and the free 2 day shipping has spoiled me. I have a Kindle Fire as well, and use the lending library and also do the instant video... I also stream that on my TV via my Xbox. I think the Instant selection is a lot more current than Netflix is but it's nothing special.

I lived in Arizona for one year (last year). My allergies were terrible there and the dry air combined with the high altitude (south of Tucson, where I lived) made my nose crack and bleed nearly every day. It was miserable. In February, just as I was about to move out of AZ, my nose began to hurt and swell. From a…