As a straight line I know I'm the shortest distance between point A and point B.

I have absolutely no qualms about torrenting it and never watching it.

He may be an asshole, but my sympathies are never going to be with IRL trolls at TMZ who harass people 24/7. Fuck them sideways with their cameras.

I'm not a hater, but I thought S&T was boring. I like this much more. JT channeling MJ (actually closer to Jackson 5 - Can You feel It) is a good thing. And Pharrell working with the leftover vibes from Daft Punk session, also a good thing.

Or someone who really hates Buckminster Fuller.

Me too, except Iron Man 3 I haven't seen a single film on this list.

I really wanted to like Pain and Gain. It starts off like a poor man's Coen Bros joint and then goes to shit. Its wasted potential pissed me off more than its overall mediocrity.

Charles Dance is the man. He is also the most perfect Lord Vetinari.

Eh, just create a new account and let your homies know it's you so they know you aren't trolling.

Immigrant Humor 101. "What's the deal with my parents?" cut to immigrant accents. It's gold Jerry, gold.

I doubt she's a closet racist. Many people are not that clued in when it comes to jokes at some other group's expense.

What about daughter?

Ahem

Mic check. The artist formerly known as Texass has migrated to Disqus. This seems like a perfectly garbage movie to post an unrelated comment.