Wow to the “Lover’s Stitches”. Fuck that. Being super tight may feel fun for him, but it makes it much more painful for you. Crazy me, I usually find sex more pleasurable when I’m aroused and loose enough to accommodate him, rather than trying to shove a watermelon through a pinhole (as Snooki once eloquently…

Well, gosh.

LOOK AT THIS. Couldn’t have said it better myself.

In a vacuum, might be shade. In context, too obvious.

And burnt coffee. You just KNOW they let the pot boil down and no one cleans it.

I was there once! At the old building, and the answer is Axe Body Spray and sadness (and Fage).

and dicks.

Off topic, but what does the Deadspin office smell like? I say feet and farts.

I really hope Annie makes it. Sweet dreams are made of this!

I enjoy things going viral.

Are you asking why is okay to get an annulment or a divorce? That’s probably a longer conversation that we want to have in the comments section of a Lifehacker article.

How about you let a poet express herself the way she sees fit and stop trying to analyze it to death to add some kind of negativity that isn’t there? FFS

Omg are you even serious? Lol

Seriously, how much longer can Tidal possibly last? Isn’t it basically kept going by Jay and Beyonce’s collective hopes, dreams, and cash?

“if you let me”

I don’t really want to wade into a squabble about this or anything, but I would - to a degree - argue that it is us who are obsessed with “Becky.”

I find it useful to publicly take accountability for a fuckup. Mine tend to be in the break room admitting it’s my old forgotten lunch stinking up the common refrigerator, but nevertheless, it feels good. If this helps them heal and move forward on the Becky deal, good for them. And Ms. Carter, bless her for her words.

I feel like you don’t need to compare sexism to racism to get your point across because it’s already a thing. Like, we already had a name for it, people know what it is.

“I felt victimized by the fact that others were judging me through conflicting and unsubstantiated reports, while I myself had no recollection of the events that transpired.”

Why? Because he’s so very desperate for the approval of the lamestream media and all of the elites he pretends to scorn.