That. is amazing. You have exactly the same story as me. My cousin showed it to me at the age of 6 or 7.

Me too

Pudgy Airplane made me giggle

I had to go to a police department and assure a detective that I wasn't going to shoot a guy in the back of the kneecaps and stab him as he tried to crawl away once.

(The guy being dude my ex cheated on me with)

Then, this other time, posting videos of myself racing at 100+mph on motorcycles got me fired from my job.

Tis' but a scratch!

Dominion Tank Police, Iria, Fist of the North Star, Ranma 1/2, Ruroni Kenshin, Evangelion, Ninja Scroll

huehuehuehue oh fuck, huehuehuehue oh shit, huehuehuehue oh fuck, huehuehuehue oh shit

HEY, LISTEN!!!

No pubs to speak of here. What are they like? huehue

!

That dirty slut doesn't take a shower after the gym? UNTIL THE NEXT DAY?
He's not missing out on anything, anyway. Except crotch rot and someone else's semen residue.

you would probably like Smite

smite, try smite

screw LoL, it sucks. Smite or go home, trust me. TRUST ME

To be fair, Crystal didn't (necessarily) fire a heat-seeking scud into the vehicle, as statute 790.19 uses the non-military definition of "missile." The statute seeks to nail anyone who "throws any missile or hurls or projects a stone or other hard substance which would produce death or great bodily harm."

Really though, this guy is awesome, MAAD props. Hugs are the best part :) Total win.

Whats on the menu, POTATO STEW?! HUAHUAHUAHUA