I can only imagine what the reaction would be if I were in Che's position.

That could work.

At this point I'm just kinda hoping that any featured articles involving Trump will be the wacky, Silvio Berlusconi-esque hi-jinks variety. If it doesn't involve things like:

If you've seen any of the Ocean's Eleven trilogy, he was a supporting character in those; he was one of the Malloy brothers. His best known movie where he was lead character is probably The Assassination of Jesse James by the Coward Robert Ford; that was a really good film.

I get that, but it's Besson. I have yet to meet anyone who has not been, at the very least, entertained by one of his movies.

I respect your list, A.V. Club, but how could you snub Luc Besson's upcoming "Valerian and the City of a Thousand Planets"?

I liked Off Centre. Granted, I was a kid, but I remember it being good for a few laughs.

I've gotten a year older but, oddly, a good portion of my favorite songs come from artists in the age group (18-22) that's really starting to annoy me. Funny that. Anyway, these were my favorite lines of 2016.

It was, like, 35 degrees. People down here don't know that that's really not cold enough for any snow to stick.

Most of the recipes I had for vegetables involved either deep frying or needed the dish to be half ham hock. The homie Musa from the Farmer's Market told me about all the healthy spices in Indian food and how they've got about a million vegetarian recipes. After that, it's just a matter of portion control.

I can't do plain white rice; it's parboiled or it's not legit.

I'm still waaayyy too cheap to go to the gym; a kettle bell, Indian food and Millionaire Hoy's YouTube channel has got me to lose 24 lbs. in around 5 months.

I was 5-6 years old when all this happened. I remember that I was aware something was happening, but I didn't understand any of what was going on. Seeing not just the trial, but the context within which all this stuff was taking place has been mind blowing.

The last one. It's been crazy; I had no clue how much of a big deal OJ and the trial was.

People, ya'll need to chill with the jokes. I'm never going to finish O.J.: Made in America at this rate.

Yoooo…I forgot how much I hated that song!

That n!gga is a hotep. Stop playing.

SMH……Umar-muthafuckin-Johnson. What are you doing? Seriously; what the actual fuck are you doing? What is your purpose beyond empty self-aggrandizement; this is how you feed the kids in Philly?

He's like Derek Jeter in his prime.

Welp, time to break out the Brugal and the Tembleque. They're probably going to spend date nights with Drake cooking pernil from a recipe he stole from Romeo Santos' grandma while J.Lo struggles to teach him the words to "Calle Luna, Calle Sol" before she takes him to the Bronx.