This is silly.
1) There's no such thing as good potato salad; and

Cassie Hack would school all of them.

From ThunderCats: Tigra vs. Lion-O.
Tigra always looked like he was two seconds away from fading Lion-O's bitch-ass. Also; Naruto vs. Sasuke. I know they already fought, but one of them needs to die this time.

A legit Blaxploitation action film is 1974's Truck Turner.
Issac Hayes stars as Truck Turner; former professional football player turned LA bounty hunter who kills a pimp named Gator while on the job and so has to deal with the wrath of Gator's bottom bitch Dorinda (played by Nichelle Nichols- you get to see Lt. Uhura…

I have never met anyone- Black or White; Gay or Straight; Sane or Republican- who didn't like This is How We Do It.

That defeats the whole purpose of a "break", then.

This says he needs "1 fresh unsalted almonds" and "1 Can of almonds".
So, wait, does Ludacris demand a single unseasoned almond picked fresh from an almond bush (or wherever the fuck it is almonds grow)? What are you going to do with the one almond? Is it just there to whet the palate for that can of- presumably-…

The man's being responsible.

If anything, Joyner Lucas is too good; he would have people out here ready to slit their wrists.

If the comments from the VSS are any indication, the male Lemonade would just be a Black version of Father John Misty's I Love You, Honeybear.

…a balanced relationship album where both the ups and downs are discussed.

To be honest, I've never felt the soul in Beyoncé's singing either.

I'm kinda surprised nobody has brought up BJ the Chicago Kid.

I'm just generally not a fan of music that is this tranquil. I can enjoy songs that are contemplative, but I can't really connect to songs- particularly hip-hop songs- that are this low-energy. I contrast "Meditate" with my favorite song on this project; "Life is a Gamble". It's a song that is similarly downbeat, but…

That was my least favorite song off of that mixtape.

Future doesn't have the self-awareness necessary for something like this.

No. ALL of the no's.

Here's a thought; would the Black male version of Lemonade even be about the journey through a relationship? If it's an album that's going to resonate among Black men like Beyonce's has resonated among Black women, then shouldn't that album be about something that men would actively engage with/connect with. I like to…

Talent & Performance - Janelle Monae tops her. I cry grown man tears into my pillow every night because she hasn't blown up like she should have.

I think Gallant, Tay Walker or Sango could pull it off.