So over these tiny breeds. What’s wrong with regular Starburst?

So what, did you look at the Stephon Clark articles and think “Too challenging for me, better slam my head against the keyboard to make some #thinkpiece drivel!”

But Johnny Football has been making the media rounds and taking responsibility for his past mistakes. Maybe when Kaepernick does the same and publicly says that he’s fine with police brutality and systemic racism then NFL teams might start to pay attention again.

It’s amazing - one tightly contested loss to Lebron and everyone’s ready to pull the plug on Toronto. Let’s get some context here:

This is a weird take. usually Deadspin adds context and is better than Skip Bayless’ twitter feed. I mean, the 2nd night of a back to back on the road, 4th game in 5 nights, 5th in 7 nights, 10th in 16 nights...is about as textbook a scheduled loss as there is, and it still took 60% shooting from three, George Hill…

Still can’t beat Lebron? Interesting headline choice.

I, for one, welcome this new “CTE Experience” addition to the broadcast that allows viewers to see the game through the same fog as their favorite concussed players.

One thing I really did like about the switch was that you could see plays open up like the QB does. It’s one thing when you see the traditional view and you don’t know what’s happening up field, but this Madden-view allowed viewers to see routes develop. Unless you’re a woman.

Tom, should you focus on his penis when his balls are the real story? I understand the confusion since there’s not a vas deferens between the two.

Would have been better if Matt Damon played Marbury.

“claimed that O’Reilly repeatedly bragged about his phone-sex prowess,”

“Hockey isn’t your thing.”

How do you squeeze juice? With your hands?

By the way, dad is either hitting on his daughter, or she is just giving up what she’s holding. Either way, something nefarious is going down.

I don’t agree with your core premise, but KawhiPA is good stuff. +1

Agree with you in sentiment, but Kawhi is more like the Guinness of beers. Everyone knows it, (virtually) everybody likes it. Nobody is ever really excited about it, though.

Voting for Kawahi is like craft beer for pretentious NBA stat nerds, who for some reason need a reason to discredit an otherwise all time great individual effort by Westbrook, “This KawahiPA over here is just so exquisite, I don’t think i can ever go back to looking at basketball the same way” .... “Who even came up…

Do you lick shiny police boots, or just jack off with them?

Yet players for decades have somehow managed to both stay healthy and play every game.

This looks like a cross between a Super Deluxe edit and a deleted scene from 8MM. The lighting, the graininess, the shaky handheld cam...all of it just screams low-budget torture porn.