Especially since they stole it from Texas A&M, who have been calling themselves the 12th man for almost 100 years, and actually have it copyrighted. I’d love to see them sue the Seahawks and never hear that garbage from them again.

You know what really makes Seahawks fans look petulant and stupid? Referring to themselves as ‘12s’. It was nice when you were an up-and-coming team, but now it’s time to shut the fuck up with that.

Is it just me or do Seahawks fans remind you of people who came into money quickly, only to discover they can’t handle being rich?

I think the most unbelievable part of the patrolman’s story is that he didn’t repeatedly shoot Chandler Jones.

And yet, his hair is arguably less absurd than that of Mark Davis, a man who should be wearing a helicopter beanie.

Relax there little War Eagle everything is okay.

To be fair, brain damage likely accounts for over 50% of his support.

Mock Jim Tomsula ALL you want. Dude had his contract paid off when he was fired. He made $14-million for coaching one miserable year of football. Do you know how much Costco instant mashed potatoes $14-million buys? Jim Tomsula does!

There were no formalities needed to ‘fire’ Jim Tomsula. They just don’t pick him up from the day laborers in the Home Depot parking lot anymore.

All I can say is thank God I live in California where are Mexican food options are always excellent

First Kyle transfers. Then Kyler is considering transferring. If Kylest goes, it’ll be really bad.

Also: no one will understand your “food coma” or “food baby.” Black people get That Itis.

Hey, you take this bone home, throw it in a pot with some broth and a potato, and baby you got a stew goin’

THAT HAIL MARY PLAY I CALL IT THE DENTIST BECAUSE IT KILLED SOME LIONS FROM EXTREME LONG RANGE.

Browns fans wake up from three days of football-induced depression and think:

Lord, “unstoppable suck” vs “unmovable wall of shit”? Deadspin needs to stick to sports and not get involved in discussing the Republican primary.

Nothing new here. Qatar has been going straight to penalties before any games have even been played.