Anyone else thinking Firefly?

A. The only thing worse than autoplay is autoplay with sound. I know I’m speaking to the choir, but seriously. Fuck autoplay.

So then, this?

In the end, the only one who has to sacrifice himself is Tony Stark

So all we’ve really learned today is that the geese have gotten smart enough to bribe scientists and Kotaku writers to publish propo-gander puff pieces on how “peaceful” and “not evil incarnate” they are.

Ads like that always remind me of this.

#TerribleD&Dideas: The bear druid. He’s a bear-man who is also a werebear who can turn into a bear and rides a bear and has a pet bear and uses all his spells to summon bears. Just an extraordinary amount of bears. If you have a problem they just cover it in bears until it goes away.

Seriously. I would trade all the smart functionality of my TV for an extra HDMI port.

I kinda one to buy one to turn into a Stay Puff Marshmallow Man to menace my Ghostbusters firehouse...

C&C: Red Alert >>> C&C

Fight me

(I am ridiculously excited for these remasters)

MaaaaAAAAAaaaaaAAAAPS-WAIT.

I see a story about Yoda, I share this video. I’m a simple man.

Splitscreen co-host Kirk Hamilton just posted this arrangement of the theme from The Secret of Monkey Island. It features a bunch of different instruments, including what he tells me is his first ever recorded pennywhistle solo. It also appears to feature several clones of Kirk. 

The lesson here is that the song was right and we’ve all chosen the wrong careers.

I, for one, welcome our new goose overlords. 

Joule thief!