Every time I see the picture of this guy crying I just want to punch his stupid face in.

Tortilla soup.

Courtney Cox and David Arquette?

The Poisoner’s Handbook was fascinating! I hope this book is in the same vein.

I love everything about your comment. Babies are incredibly demanding. Young children are a lot of work. It’s messy. It’s expensive. But it’s not like that forever. I’m not sure why so many people think that children stay children for all eternity.

Now that’s the lullaby of Broadway!

I think it’s the result of lots and lots of laser resurfacing treatments. And yes, it’s pretty normal for wealthy women in LA.

haha, I just made the exact same comment without even reading yours first. BECAUSE IT’S TRUE.

Paul was such a dick.

I’ve always heard the Rihanna rumors, too. Everyone I’ve known in the entertainment industry calls her Jay-Z’s “mistress” and treats it like an open secret.

I feel you. My 36DDs have met very few bikini tops they did not burst out of. Victoria’s Secret was one of the few places where you could buy larger tops that fit well.

I was pleasantly surprised by her house. It felt very cozy and homey. I do wonder about all the hardback book series on her shelves though.

Welcome to My Life

I’m more confused about why Bobby thinks corn is a banana.

Some days?

Lake monsters like Nessie and Champ (and river ones like Mokèlé-mbèmbé) are the cryptids I most want to really exist, and the ones that are least likely to. Sadness.

Man, I miss Roger Ebert.

I ain’t gonna knock her hustle.

I would give this guy a lot of shit for being an idiot on so many levels, but a brief glance at his wikipedia page seems to imply that his parents get the blame for a lot of that.

That opening paragraph was gold, Ellie. [insert laughing/crying emoji here]