Just in time for Thanksgiving: The Nike AIR Squanto!

@Matt_T: I think America needs a new sports hero recovery to capture its heart.

I think they should be happy he only went as far as 'suck'. Really, he could have had them spell out '####' or '####'.

I got a higher high school GPA than Brady Quinn and Chris Quinn (Miami Heat). Those meathead jocks never amounted to anything!

No Barbaro? How.

Hang in there Barbaro.

The Gashouse Gorillas deserve an asterisk- One of the players used an entire tree as a bat. And the ball must have been juiced or something, because it literally screamed its way out of the park.

@Dave Ryan: Or Pac-Man Jones'

@atleagle: Barbaro didn't become the legend that he is until postmortem. The controversies that surround his untimely assassination are what will always keep him on the tip of america's sports conciousnes.

Dee texting "Lemme know" to Pac-Man Jones while riding Barbaro chasing after Ookie with the punter stabbing knife.

@SantaBarbaraWahoo: Buried deeeper than the electrocuted dogs.

If I wanted to watch American-style football, and I wanted to partake in said watching in the evening, say between 5pm and midnight, on which night would such an activity be available?

MICHAEL VICK improperly disposed of seven bodies.

If OJ needs to escape he can ride off on a white bronco.

I'd also like an invite. Thanks lifehacker!

Pacman Jones got 100 in rainmaking

Chris Berman should apply. He knows what's cool, and I'm sure he's got a grip on Web 2.0.

I heard there was a hatchet, 3 loaded guns and a bulletproof vest inside that basketball.

I guess it does pay to wait til March to do your taxes. I paid $20 for a tax program a couple of months ago.

Is there a better way to watch/listen to the games online than just waiting for this shitty line?