I got the Colts in 3.

"For a school stowed away in Southeast Ohio's armpit"

ESPN apologizes for allowing Stuart Scott to hit on attractive blonds that are out of his league. But if you change your mind, "lemme know".

I carry a front pocket wallet. It's a minimalist style, with two front pockets and a money clip on the back.

So would this be like the owners of some South Dakota podunk farm suing Payne Stewart's family?

I hate it when they fine schools for rushing the court. Fuck that. When you're at a college basketball game and your team wins in a major upset, fans should be entitled to that honor.

When Rhonaldino comes down with laminitis, I'm not going to be the one to explain it to the Barcelona fans.

Why is it that athletes have a so much higher rate of being involved in shootings and other violent crime than EVERYONE ELSE in the freaking world? What do these guys do? Get goosed up then make a trip to the gun store, then Home Depot for a hatchet, then go out to fuck some shit up?

Hey, at least we know the cameraman can take a charge.

Hardaway <3 Noah

KAZAAM!!

What's the worst part of working for ESPN?

Bears in 3.

Becks & Candy.

It's the "magic syringe theory"

Maybe no sticker, but probably a missing-man formation flyover for the next Kentucky derby.

Tim woolley? Isn't that the guy from "Scrabble" and "Love Connection"?

I close my eyes, only for a moment, then the moment's gone

Barbaro's not dead, he's frozen. And one day he, John Wayne and Walt Disney are going to come back and rule the world as our bionic superhuman leaders.

Oh my god. This was on national TV? Why the hell isn't everything in 3D now? Screw this HD bullshit and gimmie that good ol 3D anytime.