Beyond peak douche, lol.

Came for this; was not disappointed.

Yeah, but that truck was following waaay too close to the car in front of it.

I’ll never sleep again after seeing this.

Does this guy have trouble nearly drowning when he looks up in the rain?

My every day car for about 7 years now has been a 1966 Chevelle that started life without AC and remains that way. Funny thing: I don’t seem to suffer from the heat in SC nearly as much as I used to when I had an AC’d car. Summer in SC means high 90s for both temperature and humidity.

“Trunk rattlin’, like two midgets in the back seat wrestlin’
Speaker box vibrate the tag
Make it sound like aluminum cans in a bag”

Ask around about getting a Steamer. Famous in Cleveland.

This isn’t the one at Sam’s, but is the same height. This is near Brightleaf Square. Same RR line. I saw a truck get opened like a sardine can at the one next to Sam’s back ~1986.

Silly me - I thought the Kong was based on a butt plug. Maybe the butt plug also was a VW suspension part adapted by a desperate mechanic? Hmmm.

In graduate school, I used to pour liquid nitrogen to sweep the floor in the nuclear lab. Worked like a charm! Ever try that one?

Jesus, take a breath while talking.

Her EMAILS!!!!

COTD material here!

COTD material here!

“Ran when parked (in the ocean.)“

Idiots who say “diffuse” instead of “defuse” make me sad.

Oh look: A bigot on Jalopnik! Breitbart and Stormfront are over there ---->

Battery life of approximately 45 seconds.

There are so many of this loudmouthed lunatic’s signs around my area. I bet she wins my polling area, which is chockablock with racist, gun-toting, rednecks.