I love how the usual DGAF Chinese pedestrians just go ahead and cross like it’s something they see every day.

Yeah, but that statement seems much less bold when you find out that it originated as an anti-littering slogan.

I live and was born in SC. I can testify that people here can’t drive for shit.

The original was far superior to this. Mall hooning done right:

Drifting: If presented with a straight path, weave back and forth burning tires.

It’s not just Japan. My wife is Costa Rican and we were visiting when my son was having his second or third birthday. Someone gave him a T-shirt with a slogan containing the word “shit”, which I found hilarious. Sadly, my wife would not let me dress him in it.

I grew up in the Cold War era, went to physics grad school with guys who suffered through the Cultural Revolution, etc. If you had told me I would live to see kids in China driving Lambos with giant stuffed bears strapped on top, I would have laughed at you and called you a liar. Now, it seems to be a regular thing.

People should not have laughed at you, unless you were being as big a dumbass as this kid. He deserves a round of jeers. At least he’s “100% OK”.

“Ran when parked.”

Shocker

Better hope it has good AC with that vast expanse of black paint.

I guess I will never really “get” the attraction of needlessly destroying tires, creating a massive amount of pollution for no good reason, and needlessly over-stressing and possibly destroying your vehicle, just to make smoke. But, good for you guys 8-)

I’ll cut you, man!

Actually pretty awesome, in an ironic way.

Oh, God why??

Just get a Wii U and play on your Mac with Steam, you’ll be fine. (backs away slowly)

I have never seen a linear sinkhole before. Isn’t that more of a sink-canyon?

Come on - that “Funky Town” story was actually a Bollywood scene, right? Right???

Wow, you would have really liked to live in one of those fascist states in the 30s.