This may be the most clueless, laughably incorrect, prisoner of the moment hot take ever made in deadspin history. Someone tell me a post that's worse. You can't. Keep trying.

Take that Brian McCann you fat fuck.

I live in a rural area, and there is only one farmer who provides my food. The farmer is a convicted criminal.

This gets to a problem that pro sports and its fans have to face. He is a garbage human. But he isn’t educating children for a living, nor a civic or religious leader. He is a pass rusher, and a good one. Should it matter whether or not elite, professional athletes (and musicians, actors, etc) are morally repugnant? I…

A Schiano Man spikes the ball on 4th, SO HE CAN FORCE A FUCKING FUMBLE ON THE VICTORY KNEEL!

Hey way to make this thing about some other thing, Tim. Real bang-up reporting job here.