Bald man gets flayed.

Wilkes Barros found himself caught between Scranton and Mifflinburg with that move. 

Naw. Give me a proud rumor monger over a by-the-book scoop merchant any day. That they won’t admit their mistakes doesn’t bother me at all. Being right is overrated; being first is worthless.

These stinkin’ mummies... are a smelly hassle.

Smush Ward

Fuck did I just watch?  That was great.  Like a John McPhee story without all of the fucking words.  

Sense-making is definitely important.

Other than the fact that the Big 12 is nothing like the Pac 12 and more like a smaller ACC (whose bottom 4 teams rank below the worst Big 12 squad according to KenPom), the Kansas entry was decent.

Is Migos that good? Or is Migos okay? I think they’re okay. Raindrop, etc. Yeah, okay.

The magazine screwed over the fucking writers.

True? Yes. Interesting? Yes.

Jones and Snyder had strong cases, but cases that implicated the league in collusive behavior. They likely feared that an aggressive appeal would have forced the feckless Player’s Union into doing their fucking job and calling out collusion where it plainly and cartoonishly existed. That said, I don’t think Kraft…

The exhumed corpse of Pat Morita.

Long time, first time. I always get bogged down in the cutting of the thing. I must stare at the meat for 34 seconds to a minute-and-three-quarters as I wonder whether I should (a) cut in the aesthetically pleasing manner across its width or (b) in what appears to be across the grain...the entire length of the fucking…

Long time, first time. I always get bogged down in the cutting of the thing. I must stare at the meat for 34 seconds to a minute-and-three-quarters as I wonder whether I should (a) cut in the aesthetically pleasing manner across its width or (b) in what appears to be across the grain...the entire length of the fucking…