Yeah, but you'd be surrounded by racial stereotype street thugs in leather vests wearing bandanas! And look out - they've got switchblades! Oh, and the god-damned Kingpin is pretty much the only villain.

I would want to spend eternity in the world's biggest library, with every book ever published. If I didn't have all these distractions, I could finally settle down and read my books. Now let me just put on my glasses, and- oops, dropped 'em, let me just…

You probably shouldn't.