While checking out the Michael Lohan story (yeah, I don’t know why.) But my fascination with that train wreck can benefit those who just went “nah, don’t care.”. Because I came across this little gem about Farrah Abraham

Ughhhhhh the “free speech” thing bothers me so goddamn much because it’s always referenced so incorrectly. Like with those Duck Dynasty buttholes being taken off of tv. Even my mom, bless her little conservative heart, tried to tell me it was a freedom of speech issue.

I lost 30 pounds in 7 days just by working at the home with the Internet! You can too- just follow this link:

Reality show idea: Homewrecking Nannies, starring Gavin’s nanny and Affleck’s nanny. Compare and contrast life for the nanny who got the guy vs. the one who didn’t.

My cousin named her son Kale a decade ago.....my grandfather couldn't remember the name she picked, so called him Kohlrabi for the first few months. It amused me that my cousin picked a food name, because her name was Brie

I knew a Parsla in college. she was weird.

I live in Utah, and names with weird meanings like that are SO POPULAR. We have 5 Naveahs in our preschool.

The namers of Neveahs need to go to lleh. It’s not even spelled right.

I blame Teen Mom for it’s rise in popularity. *shudder*

I think I remember they called Brendan Frasier a cheeseball, and he sent them an actual cheeseball in the mail as a thank you? That is almost the only thing I know about Brendan Frasier.

Glad teen/tween girls had an alternative to the other teeny-bopper nonsense magazine.

There’s no way to be confused about that!

Good Lord, people really took offense with Krakowski’s character arch? It was an absolutely clear jab at racism in our society, not at the Native-Americans themselves. There’s no way to be confused about that!

Hey, my mom is a jerkbag!

I would like to deeply apologize for the above comment. When I said “so long Jerkbags”, I didn’t mean to imply that the rest of you are, in fact, Jerkbags. I was suffering from exhaustion at the time and have deep respect for the Jerkbag community.

Wait, we’re allowed to opt out of it? Finally. So long jerkbags!

It’s normal for male actors in film though.

That seems like an overly detailed answer to a question that could have been answered “yes”. As a wife I think I’d be like “uhhh how long have you been thinking about this scenario"

Somehow guys believe you’d possibly want to go out with them after they insulted you or something you care about. And then they insult your looks when they get shot down. So charming (not).