That cat looks nothing like Shatner. This one on the other hand...

no. shut up. it looks like william shatner only in the sense that it has a physical form.

A sense of entitlement suggests that she is not in fact entitled, which is factually incorrect.

No, the best part of this story is that Kate Moss carries vodka in her carry on as a back up because she is Queen.

it pisses me off that the bride was interpreted as having “a faux smile and a look of vengeance in her eyes”

Some families ARE actually that close to each other.

I’m very close to my sisters and I would be totally cool with one of them doing this at my wedding. It would make the day all the more special to me. (Although I’d be a little confused since my older sister is already married and not poly.) I think that’s why I find this story so cute - sisterly love!

I never saw anger in the bride’s expression, in the first place. Also, my own face continues to scrunch up in empathy for what that hellish pinching bodice is doing to her boobs. Not nice, alterations department. Not nice.

Excellent strategy for getting comp’ed food, though.

There’s no way that it would take more time to have him point at a line of text on a menu than to get two managers involved to eventually decide on and approve the plan Josh came up with.

Amen to that. The lack of quality and the inconsistency of the cuts means I haven’t bought anything from them in a while. (And I work an office-y job where cardigans are key.)

That is certainly true for the younger end of the Millennials, but J. Crew’s problem isn’t that they’re missing the Forever 21 fast fashion crowd. They’re missing out on the 30 year old woman with a decent office job, who is now spending her money on a $100 Zara dress or a $150 Madewell skirt or $80 Everlane blouse…

So stupid. The reason their sales are plummeting is the same reason Lululemon etc sales are plummeting: they got too greedy. The price of the clothing has crept up while the quality has dropped drastically. I’m not spending $150+ on some paper-thin piece of sweatshop crap that will pill and unravel after two washes.…

They’re selling JCP quality at DVF prices. The shock that people who used to shop there for reasonable and reasonably-priced basics are fleeing the brand is genuinely hilarious.

I am entirely unfamiliar with this woman and her trainwreck show(s) but she looks like she is plastered with a KEEP IT TOGETHER grimace on (which is as close as she can get to a smile anymore) in every photograph of her. Whoever she is, I wish her the best. Her unhappiness is palpable.

You’re right, being a named and prominent character in multiple seasons of the most successful sitcom ever is one of the worst fates I can imagine. I sincerely hope she’s not lying emaciated in a gutter somewhere.

Look at this face. I just don’t understand how this is a “real person” and not an Amy Sedaris character.

In that last couple of years he has really decided to focus almost entirely on his long interviews with celebrities and other interesting people. It’s been some really tremendous radio. I grew up on the young and crazy Howard and loved it, but I am also really loving the new focus on interviews.

He’s SUCH a good interviewer. And at this point, the aura of the Howard Stern show lulls everyone into a false sense of security...then they say whatever dumb thing pops into their heads. Great radio, but it can get you in a whole mess of trouble.

It always has been. Stern is a great interviewer.