Please stop trying to make Kate Upton, actress, happen. She can’t even handle a thirty second commercial/voiceover.

Waterston was Joaquin Phoenix’s ex-girlfriend and the plot MacGuffin in Inherent Vice and Debicki was Jordan Baker, the tennis player, in The Great Gatsby. Both were outstanding in limited roles. Upton, by comparison, is not a good actress.

Katherine Waterston was very good in Inherent Vice. That’s all I have. (And having run across 10 minutes of the terrible-looking The Other Woman the other day, Upton seems not terrible but I so wanted a movie of those three women doing literally anything else.)

Black hole sun, won’t you come and wash away the rain...

I'm so ready for her album of OMFG DOIN IT songs.

Also, if a vampire isn’t alive how can their sperm be?

I just really don’t see what she sees in George

Thank god they gave you the name PhyllisNefler.

Okay I didn’t see this movie or read the book, was there a vampire-related reason that they had a creepy Renaissance-baby-Jesus instead of just a kid?

ILY, Ms Davies. Well played.

Love you Bobby Finger. Seriously, I know you didn’t start This Week in Tabloids, but you’re the Chosen One for this feature - no one has ever done it better. But InTouch deserves a (potentially unprecedented?) ‘A’ this week! For doing actual journalism! For once, they didn’t make shit up, they filed a FOIA request and…

“under his interests, Hutchens listed ‘Strangers With Candy,’”

Wow, she really should be teaching college, not 7th grade. That’s the kind of stuff college sophomores REALLY need to hear, but in 7th grade, you’re still developing your talents. All kinds of writing should be encouraged.

I’m not!

Yeah, the early sixties and the whole “Camelot” were just an optimist’s dream.

Add to that the not-terribly-subtle Ayn Rand message in this film.

You’re right about it being culturally systemic. I know I could go into any Pentecostal or other fundamentalist church and predict the sermons / teachings / instructions line for f&*#$ing line.

I can think of about 7.5 million reasons......

Now I know you are too young because Dieter always reminds me of that 90’s SNL sketch with Mike Myers. If you do name your kid that, expect people 35 and over to start giggling for unknown reasons when you tell them his name. Maybe even say, “Now is the time on Sprockets when we dance!”

No shame. The wifes sister just had a baby and named him Levi Zeus. He is already known as baby pants or God of pants.