I'm sorry, but my friend wins for "Rylanton."

My cousin named her daughter Addison, and I was just like "isn't there an Addison's Disease or am I getting the ergot-flavored Wheat Thins again?"

An old high school classmate (Facebook friend, but not a real friend) just named her daughter Kamryn.

This is a fascinating story, but I fail to see what it has to do with capitalism. If anything, it looks like some weird form of socialism. The fact that an industrialist built this town and not the government, doesn't change that fact.

I would have to disagree. It was a company town designed to wring every last dollar out of the employees who were forced to live there - it doesn't get much more capitalist than that.

Most of the biggest capitalists of the late 18th century only espoused capitalism when it benefited them.

Disagree: the "people" didn't own a thing; it was run by one person; it was entirely a private enterprise, it had little extra-governmental interference, the people could choose not to live there. It was an extreme version of an HOA, and conservatives love HOA's.

Mild hyperbole aside, I'd say it was…

Nothing about Pullman was even remotely a "Capitalist Utopia," even on paper. It was a heavy-handed attempt at social engineering and had far more in common with Communism than Capitalism.

Billy, I hate to nitpick, but I have a problem with the headline. The phrase "insane, masturbatory rampage" should be "insane masturbatory rampage." You shouldn't use a comma when the last adjective outranks its predecessor and is an integral part of the noun phrase. In this case, the rampage is not both insane…

"No comment."

I still marvel at her ability to conjure a character that is exactly like my ex-wife. EX-WIFE.

every woman dreams of finding that one blouse that really floats her balls

It bugs the shit out of me when people can't be self-aware about what they don't know. Look, I'm not going to try to fix my own car, because I'll just fuck it up. There are professionals whose skills I respect who can fix that shit. If you're a celeb who wants to start a ~lifestyle site~, the best sign you've got a…

Preserve: For when you want to feast on cum in your backyard forever.

You seem to be setting some very high standards for Blake. I was not aware that she had any talent. What are you expecting from Blake?

I am sorry but you are just making shit up! Where do you think purebreds come from? Cats have been domesticated for at least 10 thousand years. And all cats are the members of the same species. Feral cats are cats that have not been socialized (meaning being held, played with etc.) with humans at a young age. So, the…