Hmmm are you actually Hilary Swank and the zen cowboy is Clint Eastwood? Would a zen cowboy talk to a chair?

Have you written about your experience in the magazine business? I’m fascinated by the world and would love to hear more from someone actually IN it rather than outsiders looking in.

What do these rich people do? Is it where all the lobbiests live?

I think a lot of folks within the industry know that these lists certainly hold truth - there is no question Bonnie Hammer or Stacy Snider or Emma Watts are powerful but it is rumored to be a lot of PR department manipulation and deal making - put my woman a little higher and I’ll give you xy and z.

...really? I think she looks her age. She also partied for years and disordered eating after that which isn't easy on the skin.

Hi five, neighbor!

As much as I loved watching Letterman reruns from the 80’s with my dad, 2000-retirement Letterman...eeesh. Lots of real life stuff that Bill Hader is doing for laughs.

kisses. thank you.

I used to work in music (now I’m in film - never crossed paths with them) and the only piece I have is a memory from the Tsunami relief concert where No Doubt performed. Gavin came on stage and did a cover of “Feel Like Makin’ Love” because Blink 182 were headlining but broke up on the way to the show and wouldn’t go…

what was the bit? can you point me to it?

Loved Sunshine but she was a bit affected in Titanic and I think Leo is straight up acting in front of a mirror in every movie he’s in. Nothing about him is believable, in my opinion, with the exception of Gilbert Grape.

hot damn, Iowa Writer’s Workshop?

I grew up in Iowa. I went to school in Iowa City. None of what you’re saying is remotely true. Frankly, the cops in Iowa City would be more likely to jump to conclusions of prostitution than any other place I’ve been to in the state. I have lived in Los Angeles for the last decade plus and have found more insensitive,…

ya - their names are hardly odd and will hardly be held against them in the 50k a year private LA school full of other celeb and highly influential spawns. Zuma, Kingston, and Apollo are FINE.

I think an affirmative combo of all of your questions.

more please! more more more.

Disregard my earlier comment. Byyeee going off to try the Aucoin lippies!

What did you get?! What did you get?!

Sang it into my mirror so many times my mirror could sing the damn thing.

Eh, I don’t know if “everybody” read him. I certainly stopped as soon as there were better pieces being published elsewhere - blogs, for one, changed that for me.