How do you expect me to take this list seriously when you omit "Timber"?

you guys really need shit to talk about, don't ya?

You're right, zero job security. He's out on his ass... in a cushy seat on a private jet to a high-paying college coaching job where he'll have all of the control that he wants over a #brandname football program.

His magical 11-17 era in Denver practically redefined the term "striving for mediocrity."

Odd that you so desperately want the rape accusations to be true.

Probably because this is a sports site, and Ed Werder is an ESPN reporter and therefore a sports figure, whereas the Game is not.

Some day someone will give you an instruction to bend over and pull your pants down and you'll just take it like a man, because following instructions is what makes this country great, right? It's plain as day in the Constitution that if you resist arrest, you deserve to die, right? Please type up your fake anger…

Don't let the door hit you on the way out, shitface. You can't possibly be a longtime reader and now act surprised this place has a liberal (humane) slant. Go find a Conservative site so you can feel better about your self. I'm sure Hannity could use another asshole to suck his dick.

If that is what you want, go read another website.

Of course he's entitled to his opinion. And people are entitled to say it's stupid. Pretty standard dynamic at work here.

This country is a living joke. Too much brainless tribalism and zero ability to look at things in context. You have to either be "for" black people OR cops, you can't just say "I think it sucks when people get killed regardless of who they are". You need to always take a stand for your side and any deviance from that…

"Cops NEVER got shot before Ferguson and everybody getting all uppity, amirite?" — Some of white America, this weekend.

He has the same number of sexual assault charges as you, unless you have more.

"I've told this story before, but when I was a freshman in college, they had a luge party, and when it was my turn to do a shot, I started going down on the luge like it was a vagina."

How tall is the kid you adopted?

The tone and delivery of this article is confusing. What she did was...wrong? Because it was...paternalistic? Or because she asked people to not judge others based on race? Not being sarcastic here, just deeply confused by the mobius strip that is Gawker racial politics.

By the way, each thing you claimed Lennon was NOT about actually describes Lennon pretty well.

Kanye West is insane. I don't believe "he gets it," but I also don't give a shit because I fucking love his music. I don't give a good goddamn what he says or does outside of music. When it comes to Kanye, I am strictly a consumer.

Let me get this straight, some kind-hearted Jaguars fan went out of his way to make sure that this couple didn't have to spend a weekend in Jacksonville and somehow he's the bad guy?

The best part about this game was @philsimmsquotes. In their defense though, that's the best part of any game that Phil Simms is apart of.