The OP wasn't talking about your mother.

Great tactic actually. If history has told us anything about Kobe, it's that first comes the assault, then comes the ring.

"I personally think Tebow seems like a lovely, genuine guy."

As someone who grew up in the deep south, I have met countless numbers of lovely, genuine people who nevertheless wouldn't feel the slightest compunction about legislating their retrograde bigoted evangelical beliefs into practice given half a chance. When I…

Well if there's one thing Marvin Lewis knows, it's what good QBs look like.

This evokes some strong feelings in me - such as "Colin Cowherd really really should suck a mile of goat dicks."

"A man with a father would've given a better interview." - Colin Cowherd.

Of course the Cavs' shirts are in Comic Sans.

I CAN BREED.

This also happened:

A lot of apparent NBA rules experts in these comments. I'm surprised so many NBA referees have the time to make burners and comment on Deadspin.

As someone who has been falsely accused of rape, that is one scary fucking sentence.

"I don't know if Jameis Winston is guilty, but the statistics say he almost certainly is."

Yes, black people are allowed to be free thinkers (Barkley is not a free thinker however, he is a person who parrots what other people say. Free thinking implies original thought). He is not an expert in police practices. He is not aware of the facts of the cases he is talking about. He has not studied race relations…

Clearly he has something to add to the conversation. Nothing meaningful or worthwhile, but something.

He's worth money now because gasbag fans get to be condescending and clutch their pearls over "entitlement. "

Clifford: "He's not a star."

the raiders beat the chiefs who beat the chargers who beat the bills who beat the dolphins who beat the patriots who beat the bears who beat the niners who beat the cowboys who beat the rams who beat the seahawks who beat the broncos who beat the cardinals who beat the eagles who beat the giants who beat the texans…

I'm alright. Don't nobody worry bout me.

Yes. People should be able to say dumb, outrageous stuff without challenge so as to not penalize them for being bland.

I mostly agree with you. I too hate the canned responses (which really are a result of the media sensationalizing/overanalyzing everything that comes out of every celebrity's mouth). But, these kids aren't actually saying anything interesting or valuable, because the only reason they are where they are (albums,…