How does Peyton Manning NOT call "Head" on the coinflip?

You seem like a rational human being.

It also doesn't help the Gators' cause that Jeff Driskel is the collegiate version of post-every-surgery-ever-Chad Pennington.

Funny you bring up Peyton Manning. Back in 1996 when he was around Jameis Winston's age, Peyton exposed himself to a female athletic trainer at the Univ. of Tennessee and placed his privates on her face. Manning and the University ultimately settled with the trainer out of court.

Would I see Peyton Manning—who put his naked ass on a female trainer's face while in college—shouting out a stupid meme? No, I'd see him doing something worse.

I thought if there was anyone who should understand that people make mistakes, it would be Christian Ponder's wife.

Towel? OK. Rubber glove? I'm on board. ALUMINUM FOIL? Get that the hell away from my dick!

Belichick: Let's see his resume. Hmm...worked at Merrill Lynch., Golf Course. and Polo Fields. Went to a Big 10 School. Sounds like an insufferable prick. Draft him.

You know who DID break their wives' bones and beat their children with a shoe? The people who WON WORLD WAR II!!!!!

i like their lager, but it's just lager. i have it so it won't interfere with my lunch or dinner. if i want to coat my palette with a heaping helping of pine tree perfume, i'll grab a Huma Lupa.

Exactly. When you can't spend more than $7 for a sixer, Yuengling is your best bet. It's the least worst of the cheap beers.

I went to college in Philadelphia and all I can say for Yuengling is that it is better than the yellow piss on tap at most shitty bars. Since it's about the same price as said piss I don't mind it, in fact I prefer it to said piss but it's below basically any craft beer. But anyone who drinks PBR and rips Yuengling…

I haven't really thought about it until the OP brought it up, but damn, my vitriol for LeBron and "The Decision" looks really misplaced now. Dude was young and had a million voices in his ear, decided to make a misguided event out of his free agency, and thus became the worst person in sports (sans Arod, who also gets…

What did Lebron do? And why is he in a sentence with Ray Lewis? And why is he listed before Ray Lewis? I'm not huge Lebron fan, but I can't remember him hitting a lady or killing somebody or beating up a 4-year old or really anything other than bothering a bunch of people from Cleveland (something tells me they're…

Next week will be even crazier

Children who were "beaten" won World War II,

Two different four-year-old sons? If only AD's father had hit him in the scrotum with a switch.

All Day.

Is spotify really trying to find songs you like or songs that record label pay them to get you to hear? It's called "pay to play" or "payola" and it was a very popular thing the labels did with radio stations before the internet. It is likely legal for Pandora and Spotify to do this since they are not public air.

Sherman needs to stop worrying about what opponents say after they hand you a L. For the whole we're a team thing, Dick seems to be very concerned about HIS stats. Take your L like a man. 16 year-old girls resort to defending themselves on twitter.