Ok, I HAD to respond to this. As far as I can tell that was the fullback. At the beginning of the play he tried to cut block the edge defender, did a mediocre job and is rolling around on the ground. I wasn't watching this game - so I don't know what formation they were in but I'm guessing the fullback was the last…

I don't understand this association of "innocent until proven guilty' being part of the fabric of our society. From a legal standpoint, it is a method of establishing the boundaries for prosecution and defense; one whose guilt is presumed initially must exonerate themselves beyond a shadow of a doubt, right? We have…

Cris Carter was the only one who came off as reasonable: "My single mother used to hit me too, but you know what: even though she was doing the best she could, she was wrong. As we grow and mature, we realize that our parents weren't perfect. Break the cycle of violence."

Jesus christ did Cris Carter blow up on NFL Countdown a few minutes ago.

Ray Lewis is currently pontificating on how the discipline he received as a child kept him on the straight and narrow: "Spare the rod, and spoil the child."

This is the type of remark I was trying to think of.

Sounds like Danny's got a little racist in him. And I don't say that in a bad way. I mean that in a…

You mean neatly package 72 hours' worth of information on a story in a way that's easily digestible for those less familiar with all of the facts yet still entertaining for those who have been closely following said story, all in a satirical fashion that exposes the ugly side of humanity while still allowing us to…

ain't no fun when the rabbit got the gun

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Can you please make up your fucking mind? Half the time you say servers are dumb entitled morons who don't deserve a fair wage, and half the time you're chastising them for not demanding a higher wage then what they get. Pick a lane.

I'm a 40-year old white guy, and the only songs I recognize at sports arenas are the rap ones.

Yeah, I love the way assholes complain that servers don't like them enough, then post giant crazy screeds that completely justify servers not liking them. They never seem to put two and two together.

Yes, the 'entitled' one is the poorly-paid lower-level food service worker, not the multimillionaire who leaves shitty tips. Good call.

ESPN's broadcast partnerships necessarily inhibit its ability to be a legitimate news organization. It cannot simultaneously be attached to the NFL by showing its games and be detached enough to offer substantive criticism of the league. We shouldn't look to ESPN to be skeptical. That's what Deadspin is for! (PLEASE…

Oh no... now he only has enough money to live comfortably for the rest of his life and not enough to open a bunch of shitty steak houses

"I was the accomplice in a double homicide and destroyed evidence.

/rant on

@SI_PeterKing:

Correct me if I'm wrong, but does he also have a picture of a box of cereal on his shirt?