Wrong. It was USC (OC)>Raiders (HC)> Tennessee (HC)>USC (HC) > Alabama (OC)

2014 First Team All-Bro

It might also just be the fact that Green Bay still doesn't know how to defend an option play. No one will forget how Kaep ran all over them two years straight, and the Seahawks showed that it still worked against Green Bay. I'm not arguing against the evolution of the read-option, and it'll be fun to see how defenses…

It's supposed to come out the week after Detox.

Did they change the format? Are we playing all these teams in succession, Mortal Kombat style?

Agreed. Who's worse to stand behind when the bar is 3 people deep? The guy who just wants a cheap can or the beer snob talking about hops and mispronouncing Lagunitas.

Sounds like someone's never heard of the First Amendment.

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As I'm reading this exchange, I'm really struck by how many times my desire to marry my partner of 17 years has been called unnatural and disgusting. Rock on, heteros, I guess.

LOL

Another working theory based on these photos is that office productivity is going to fall off a fucking cliff.

who is Jhonny Football? a Dominican guy?

Fast forward to fall of 2013 when I started dating my girlfriend. She's from California and couldn't know/care less about football. She finds out I am a fanatical Jets fan and hears me bitch about Mark Sanchez one day and says "Oh I know that name, who is that?" Once I inform her she says "Ohhhh that's the football…

The biggest reason I hate the Jets is because the media thinks that America finds Rex Ryan as interesting as they do. You'll hear some ignorant tease on ESPN like "YOU'LL NEVER BELIEVE WHAT REX RYAN SAID TODAY!" Well, you know what? Outside of the metropolitan New York area, none of us really give a shit about what…

If there was ever a fanbase that deserved it, it's Alabama.

And surprisingly, every fanbase is full of "bandwagon fans." Oh, your team's fans care a lot more when they are winning? You don't say.

Somewhere there's a hot sports take being written about Mankins' selfishness hurting the team. For some reason "a contract is a contract" only when a player is holding out, not when a team demands you take a pay cut or take a walk.

his sizzurp was prescribed (and before you moralize about doctor feelgood realize how much painkillers are handed out by team doctors) his first strike was for a pre-nfl incident, he barely tested positive for weed anyway, and his dwi was for blowing a .09. So Ya I feel like it is dumb for him to get suspended for a…

Okay now that that's over with, why are we all cool with totally absolving Gordon of any responsibility for his actions here?