Ronald Reagan

DECIDE

Or if he was named Jerome Irsay! HOLY SHIIIIIII

Wait, are they or aren't they?

Except for, like, the best player on the planet.

Terrible comparison aside, pretty sure that's a formula that went to 4 straight finals and won two of them. Offer that scenario to Cleveland and I think they'll take it.

Yeah. Funny how the only professional athletes that ever get in trouble are from Ohio State. Why can't they be like athletes from every other school and spend their extra time reading to blind orphans?

And about as many minutes in those games as I've played.

I never wondered that.

I've seen fire throwers and I've seen rain.

i'd be cautious to give too much credit to Nirvana because Kurt died too soon. If he was around by 2000, would he be an Axl Rose who got too caught up in himself, or too drugged to do anything worthwhile? Grohl has managed to put out great stuff for 20 years now. It may not be transcendent like Nirvana, but the length…

"I once tried to build a statue of limitations, but after it reached a certain height it kept falling over."

A few years ago the One Laptop Per Child program delivered a case of Motorola Zoom tablet PCs to a remote village in Ethiopia. People there were so cut off that the children had never seen a printed word. As OLPC founder Nicholas Negroponte describes it:

With all due respect, I hate you.

Hugely hypocritical, but not hard. It basically boils down to "the NCAA prohibits paying players except in very rare cases where paying a player could keep that player from leaving the league entirely." In other words, paying players is deeply immoral, and totally destructive to the idea of the student athlete,…

Because the NCAA's rules were changed to make it legal. Am I the only fucking person who actually read anything other than the headline?

This is relevant, since every student also earns the university equal amounts of money.

You do realize this story is about something that is 100% legal under NCAA rules, correct? Read the article before you increase your hysteria to 11.

Love Session - Session Black Lager was my favorite beer when we lived in Seattle.

I don't know of any athletes or other sports figures that have me blocked, but I am followed by Fernando Tatis. I am, however, blocked by Patton Oswalt and Kevin Smith.