Disclosure: I've only been to Pittsburgh as a child and Philly once as an adult, but Nick Kroll's Pawnsylvania struck me as particularly accurate and hilarious. http://www.cc.com/video-clips/5s…

Clay Travis is a Titans fan. That should pretty much sum it up

Despite the subject, post not actually written by Drew Magary.

The whole narrative of Cam's maturation relies on weird assumption that Cam was somehow extremely immature when he got into the league. Apparently Colin Cowherd compared Cam and Ben Rothlisberger today on the radio, not just as on-field players (It is a much better comparison than all the stupid JaMarcus Russel…

Not you

NEWELL'D IT!

I look forward to Deadspin's next post about some media outlet getting fooled by a fake Twitter account.

"Refs said preseason will be a barometer, a test."

In related news, Green Bay cut John Kuhn, because they just didn't feel like dealing with that shit.

WHY IS THIS NEWS!!! (check)

send her the $50 gift card and don't go. If you are going to travel 6 hours and drop $200 bucks a night for a wedding, then don't bitch about the gift. You think you're gonna go down there and get laid. Be honest. "I enjoy fancy occasions"

People with poor self and situational awareness irk me to no end.

I held the door open for a lady once, and got a blistering "Excuse me, I can open the door just fine." I responded by gently moving her out of the way, letting the old guy behind her in, closing the door on her and locking it. Promptly got kicked out of that Barnes and Noble but damn was it satisfying.

You know how I know you're a huge cunt? You just used "doper" as a pejorative. HI DAD

I saw a (non-ancient) woman use a personal check at Petco last week and was disgusted. I looked around for agreeing eyes from other patrons, but found none. The min-pin getting his nails clipped seemed to get it though.

* Using a credit/debit card at a convenience store for purchases less than $10.

If Limp Bizkit had a baby with a UFC fight and reared this child on Monster energy drink, that's what it would look like.

Bad news for bigots: You can't say fag on the radio.