Dude, you just made your stand on an article about a bionic dog.

YOU SHUT UP JASON TORCHINSKY.

He earned his stripes at the Battle of the Golden Corral Sea.

dude who in the fuck thought this christian artist turned fake“bad” girl with her awful pandering music “i kissed a girl” was real legit in the first place? she just plays all sides. im all for empowered women but this lady is a wretched hack, she’s the female mackelmore.

Gundy’s version accords nicely with the Oklahoma state history curriculum.

We’ll have Curt Schilling trick Rhode Island into paying for it.

Mark,

Mark,

But in order to be released, he must first undergo a physical with team doctors

Finally, Richard Sherman admits to pass interference.

Haven’t seen someone spend this much time running around Philadelphia with inevitable disappointment on the horizon since Hillary Clinton.

I tried to tweet Dikembe saying I didn’t believe him but he blocked me.

People need to stop with this shit. My dad is going to start expecting my brother and I to restore some old Bronco and it ain’t happening.

I thought Lane Kiffin was the only one who fell upwards.

Trump was also up against basically the worst candidate the Democrats could have put forward. No personality, decades of baggage, averse to transparency, motivates the other side against her, unwilling to change or listen to others, and spent her time running a victory lap instead of a campaign.

How coincidental, Triple H will be our bond rating after the Trump Presidency.

Toonces look out!

I love that LeBron is balding. It’s a reminder that no one—not even a 6'8" 250lb basketball playing god who looks like he was chiseled out of granite—is perfect.