I’m a UT student and actually this is a response to the murder on campus last semester. The university offers free escorts for students working late on campus. Trust me, as much as I want so badly to get hammered....finals are too busy collectively sucking all the life soul out of this student pop.

If you try to convince me that this is an appropriate full dessert option, I will go on a rampage and just end it all for ever. 1000 lava cakes and/or dolls over this