You forgot - the church sister/elder/mother of the church who could look at you, even as a grown-azz adult and get you to stop what you’re doing. A lady last Sunday gave me a lap scarf and I had on a dress below my knees. I didn’t argue. I placed it kindly on my lap. Because I do was the mothers of the church tell me…

Or someone’s else’s potato salad. Because I ain’t eat just e’erbody’s potato salad.

Rats are hood. Animal equivalent to Russians, for real

snakes, clowns and noises from the basement. Don’t no certified black person go in the basement if there’s a noise. That’s for white people (particularly white women on Lifetime) to do.