Nope, we did not get this right at all.

i don't have an opinion on the topic at hand, but i think your username rules.

jesus titty-fucking christ

i take the advanced ants pants dance stance

PITCH: Giri and Roth announce PGA Tour coverage.

PITCH: Giri and Roth announce PGA Tour coverage.

haha, ween size. simultaneously the cause of and solution to all of our problems.

this sucks forever ass. Burneko, do the real rankings. Put some more beat on that joint.

the guitarist looks like alternate universe andy lincoln and i can’t unsee it

bring back ellie schechet

a million dollars a minute....

is it though?

where is he at that he’s getting 6 mb/s down, and what’s the rent like?

i don’t normally like to comment negatively on people’s natural appearances, but hot damn, the jaw area in that picture is the most Beavis thing i’ve ever seen.

There’s a good chance that a person being pulled over for DUI can’t even fathom the idea of having just one beer.

I will never understand why people who are so extremely financially well-off don’t take uber. i’m a drunk who makes less than 40k, and i can afford it. I can’t imagine having a six-figure salary and driving anything other than stone-sober.

I am obviously not the target demo for this feature, as i rarely know who half the people mentioned are, but i still read it every damn day. I’m not sure what that says about me, other than that I find Bobby’s writing charming. 

I’m a homer, but i think that the Indians’ Tom Hamilton’s “at the corner of Carnegie and Ontario” is a great one.

Would U?

i am EXTREMELY HERE for the Flipper namedrop.