ass chuckles is glorious

i hope this is a troll or i have to kill myself

Put Ichiro in the Home Run Derby against his will if necessary!

this one stings. i was a fan. never meet your heroes, i guess. blargh.

this is incredible, thank you Chris.

i must know where this gif came from, please.

i think it might be a play on #MeToo. I seem to recall a #MeToo cover that had extra body parts, on purpose. (Can’t remember which one)

thank you. i assume that it’s broad city? alia shawkat is my spirit animal.

maybe I’m biased, because he plays (usually) pretty well for my team, but i didn’t think this was that bad. i thought he was a dildo for his trump stuff, but this one actually made me respect him a little more. did you read more than just the pullquotes?

is this from a thing or did you make it?

a similar thing went down in Cleveland with Joe Thomas, it was really funny to watch live.

am i ever gonna find another job?

earnest question: I’m generally to medium aware of the comics, but I’ve never read them, but was there ever a reason given as to why Thanos never went to handle this personally in the first place? seems like he would have saved a lot of time. you thought malkeith and ronan were gonna handle it?

Chris Rock, Louis CK. Nearly every famous comic without major acting credits does a stand-up routine for the monologue.

i listened to a podcast a few years ago with the Governator, and he talked about how infrastructure rehabilitation was his passion, and affordable housing. As a non-CA, i sort just rolled my eyes when his candidacy was announced, but when i heard that, i was like, maybe he was one of the good republicans.

this comment is not getting it’s due love.

this gave me a mild anxiety attack.

yes. you can swing a barbed wire bat with the force of a sun, it’s not going through a leather jacket deep enough to pierce skin.

hot take: tiger sucks

i read online somewhere that this video is old. something about a tattoo on his hand not being there.