This is the second gif I’ve seen of that mascot self-own. It makes me so happy, Thank you for posting it.

In 1999, we organized our own prom (“anti-prom” b/c teen angst) and it ruled. Booze and bands and furtive HJs in the woods.

There may or may not be a cassette tape of me singing the escape club a capella into a tape recorder. The 80's were tough on all of us.

This is important - which Wild Wild West?

It me

Staying out of this one, but “butt-fuck-a-thon” stands on it own. Well done.

kinda sad that the only strikes that ever occur anymore are in industries where both parties make several orders of magnitude more than an average college graduate.

y’all are dumb and jaded, this was cool. Just let it be, man. Just because it’s fun and stupid doesn’t mean it isn’t fun.

Shoot some chocolate in my nozzle and I’m good to go? I need this yesterday.

I shit my dick.

jesus tittyfucking christ

this was lame, but he’s a child (a freakishly large child, but still), and childhood is the time for doing dumb things that you think are funny. I think this is cool and good.

Giri/Tennis subblog now.

The ears oh god. It’s what I picture in the dictionary for “Nope!”.

to be fair, being difficult to work with is a great reason not to get work.

to be fair, being difficult to work with is a great reason not to get work.

to be fair, being difficult to work with is a great reason not to get work.

You missed “Belgium” (Hitchhikers Guide)

When i talk to another man, and they say they don’t eat pussy, i look at them like they’re a goddamn Betamax. THEY STILL MAKE YOU?!!*

AMERICAN CHEESE ON PIZZA WTF?!!!