Saw this live, and it was like the Vince Carter elbow on the rim dunk - I didn’t even realize what I just saw until they showed the replay.

*pushes glasses all the way up*

I color this against the statement she made about Obama, and I think that she’s just really shrewd. I’m not saying she doesn’t mean what she says here, but I’m skeptical.

“Yep, he’s really the President”

Kyrie Swerving

I wrote for zubazpants in 2006, and you guys linked to my article on the 5 best baseball fights of all time, and it was the biggest traffic day for the site and I got mad props. Thanks!

Drink of choice?

What’s the best meme?

Nice.

Any chance the Cavs win the finals this year? That parade was really fun.

Where is this from? I used to use a variation of it during Early Internet. Was it from something, or just a popular phrase? Christ, I’m getting old

I don’t mean to be a dick, but who the fuck is Kinsman? You’re supposed to use their full name one time before referring to them by their last name.

In college, I took a kolonopin, which I was erroneously told was a painkiller, then went to a bar. I got kind of blackout, pulled a French Exit, got home and couldn’t find my keys, so I smashed a window with a rock, and told my roommate it was like that when I got home. Maintained the story for nearly 10 years, but I…

I’ve been there. I boxed an Olympic champion as a drunk HS school kid. You don’t even see the punch coming it’s so fast, and once the first one ruins your world, you lose all thought of keeping your defense up.

Does Diana shit on you guys because she’s the only one that regularly does long form investigative journalism?

This is good Kinja.

I’m glad GMG hasn’t stopped loving the smell of it’s own farts. Important work.

I love you so much for this. So, so much.

Link for the pube tweet?

$6000 a day for consulting on how to avoid title nine lawsuits?! How about “Don’t be a dick”. You can make the check out to “cash”.