The difference is that comedian’s don’t use people’s names when falsely slandering them.

Don’t rape me, bro.

Goddamn it, he’s so smart and brilliant and kind and savvy, and all we did was shit on him and obstruct him. Godfuckingdammit. It reminds me of the Louis CK bit about God - “just eat the shit I left on the ground for you. I gave you everything you need, what did you do?!”

This is great Kinja.

I’M THE WIZ!!!

Literally laughed out loud. Curious coincidence I’m reading this on the can.

G’s to Gentleman was awesome. That dude with dreads admitting when they were camping “I just peed on myself”.

I went to Defiance for work a few years ago, and I thought it was gonna suck, but it had some charm. I went to some basement bar that was pretty well maintained.

He’s also picked Linda McMahon. I wish I was shitting you. Small Business Administration or some such.

Ace is a co-op, which means franchises. Stores are locally owned. Boycott the ND stores, sure, but a national boycott hurts small business.

I hadn’t even heard of Tim Ryan before he began campaigning, but I’ve heard him speak several times sense, and he’s got a lot of good ideas. It’s not just empty campaign speech, dude is actually thoughtful and substantive.

I grew up in Akron, and I was totally butthurt when he left, and I turned in to a flat-out hater. I mean, I used to @ him the most reprehensible shit (I sleep at night knowing he never saw it), but I’m so glad he came back so I can unabashedly stan, because he’s incredible.

I remember those guys.

This made me laugh out loud in public, and then everyone looked at me like, “the fuck is that guy’s problem?”, And then I clumsily offered uh, the internet, uh, nevermind.

My aunt lives down the street from him. I’m going to visit for her for Thansgiving. I’ll show him your comments.

Same. I worked from home on Tuesday, which consisted of drinking wine, until the results started coming in and I switched to whiskey. Finished the whiskey Wednesday morning, which I had already requested off. Thursday I was too hungover and depressed, so I took that off, and today I made it in, but I was in a bad way,…

This is the best post of all time.

34 year old male. Polling place was a senior center, next to the fire station. i live in a small town. there were signs in the driveway, which i’m pretty sure is a no-no, but they were equally split R/D so i didn’t raise a stink. When i was there, a black lady who was an election official (my high school was 300…

I think your farts smell pretty good too!

This is my favorite article in history.