I know my Cavs won the NBA, and the curse is broken, but I’m still pretty terrified about this game.

This is fine.

Jez is a lot better than i thought.

Is there anything else where you are “in the protocol”? I’ve heard it as “following the protocol” everywhere else I’ve heard. This has always sounded weird to me.

Apart from the subjects, that’s a terrible photograph. WTF.

I love your photo sequences so much.

They’re good dogs, Patrick.

They’re good dogs, Patrick.

I fully support the idea of Frobama

If we did a list of all the adjectives that Jez has used to described our beloved First Lady, it would be great, but Luminescent Goddess would be near the top. Well done.

I put them together, because the sequence is so perfect.

http://www.rollingstone.com/politics/features/why-were-living-in-the-age-of-fear-w443554

Have any of you quit smoking? If so, by what method.

My mom raised me as a single mother for a long time. When I pressed her about voting against her self interest as a woman, she said a women’s place is in the kitchen. A son should never have to explain to his mother her self-worth.

This election is ruining civil discourse in this country and I hate it.

Win one for the yipper.

The point is, this would never happen to Hillary, because she’s not a maniac.

I would pay ten thousand dollars if i could get 900 ASS BUTT as my cell phone number.

Krapsnaps Bazingas

One time was Ball So Hard University. I hate T-Sizzle and his teeth-to-gum ratio, but i respect the hell out of his player intros.